MEET... STACHE NOVAK!
Dancer. MC. Gentleman of Negotiable Affections. But my first and only mistress is The Dance. xo
DESCRIBE WHAT YOU DO:
I introduce dancin' folks and sometimes I myself strip down to my fancy panties (on nights when my knees ain't giving me trouble).
EARLIEST SLIPPER ROOM MEMORY:
The owner Mr. Choade found my campsite in the basement so he made me scrub the bathrooms with my mustache.
MEMORABLE SLIPPER ROOM MOMENT:
Academy Award Winner Kevin Spacey put amyl nitrate in my nose and his thumb in my pooterjohn.
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