MEET... STACHE NOVAK!

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OCCUPATION:

Dancer. MC. Gentleman of Negotiable Affections. But my first and only mistress is The Dance. xo

 

HOMETOWN:

Conyers, Georgia.

 

DESCRIBE WHAT YOU DO:

I introduce dancin' folks and sometimes I myself strip down to my fancy panties (on nights when my knees ain't giving me trouble).

 

EARLIEST SLIPPER ROOM MEMORY:

The owner Mr. Choade found my campsite in the basement so he made me scrub the bathrooms with my mustache.

 

MEMORABLE SLIPPER ROOM MOMENT:

Academy Award Winner Kevin Spacey put amyl nitrate in my nose and his thumb in my pooterjohn.

 

WHERE CAN WE FIND YOU AFTER THE SHOW?:

Cruisin'.

 

WHAT'S NEXT FOR YOU?:

Bible Study. 

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